Thursday 12 April 2007

Shit.

Fuck me...well, where to start...? This is my first blog....still can't see what the fuck anyone would want to take notice of anything I have to say but hey....here goes.........

Just been asked about me finger nails on a profile question and I thought...."Well, fucking hell...I know about those..!!

Anyone out there got rabbits..?

Ive got two. Long haired hippy type rabbits...ya know the ones that need their hair brushing more than Bob Geldorf...Well...yesterday came around as one of those hair brushing days and I set about with the brush, as ya do......up side the rabbit was cool...lovely, soft and fluffy but, the underneath....!!!....Ive never seen so much shit in me life...!!...I swear to god, one of 'em does it on purpose....she shits mountains and doesn't move so it all gets tangled up around her arse... then I have to get her in the bath, let her soak for a while, then get me finger nails into it to get it all out...!!!..Barf....I swear I nearly did...!!! She's a fucking, dirty minger.....I think it may be OAP Syndrome...she is 8, an I think thats fucking old for a rabbit...!! I have an incontinent rabbit...! That must be it........